Hillary Hilton’s Promotion Ceremonies

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On June 1, Hillary Hilton will receive full Dharma transmission from Gumpo Carlson Roshi in a traditional shiho ceremony at the Central Park West Sangha Mountain Monastery. Immediately following the ceremony, Hilton Roshi will be installed as abbot of the newly opened Carnegie Hill Hermitage.

The event begins at 3.30 pm with a social hour in the Central Park West Sangha’s bar. The transmission and installation ceremonies will be followed by a banquet at The Waldorf Astoria, beginning at 7 pm.Tickets for the event are $1495.00, and can be ordered below.

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One of my most senior students, and the first certified Big Bucks Process™ instructor, Hillary Hilton has not only infused North American Soto Zen with a fresh spirit of sensuality and joie de vivre. She has also re-enchanted the entire spiritual scene in this great country. I am not surprised, but very, very proud of her achievements.

– Tutteji Wachtmeister

Real spiritual teachers live as Passion – real, full-blooded passion – and real Passion uses sex more often than talk. Such powerfully sensual Masters deeply offend the narrow-minded bigots, and the smaller these critics’ dicks, the bigger the offense.

Simply put, Hillary Hilton is the hottest Zen Master available.

– Ken Dillinger, Integral visionary


The rocket-like career of spiritual teacher Hillary Hilton is the best proof imaginable that the teachings and practices of Tutteji Dai Osho actually works, and works as rocket-fuel for those seriously aiming at rapid upward spiritual mobility. Following Hillary’s certification as a Big Bucks Process™ instructor only a few years ago, she has risen through the ranks of North American Soto Zen, and is now generally considered one of the most integral Zen Buddhist masters alive. 

Faithful to her teachers’ vision, Hilton Roshi’s teaching style is informed by a deep faith in the unity of our True Self and the Free Market, and is shaped in part by her experience as a successfull entrepeneur. In this spirit she has led the Central Park West Sangha to form a deep connection with its neighboring cultures and traditions. “Here we are in the cradle of the American dream,” she often says, gesturing towards Wall Street.

Having received full spiritual as well as sexual transmission from two of the most cutting edge, fully integral teachers and visionaries of our time, Hillary Hilton is destined to push human evolution to its limit.

– Vajran Welch, Author and Spiritual Coach

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7 thoughts on “Hillary Hilton’s Promotion Ceremonies

    • The Erotic Affirnation™ program is an integral part of the greater Tutteji Vision, an all-inclusive framework that draws on the key insights of the world’s greatest knowledge traditions. The awareness gained from drawing on all truths and perspectives allows the Integral thinker to bring new depth, clarity and compassion to every level of human endeavor — from unlocking individual potential to finding new approaches to global-scale problems.

      The International Tutteji Foundation consists of active scholars, spiritual teachers, instructors, and coaches throughout the world who are presently engaged in writing, teaching or collaborative research. True to the breadth of the Tutteji vision, these cutting edge visionaries reflect a wide array of academic backgrounds, disciplines, and methodological approaches. Some of them are TV hosts.

  1. I am truly enjoying and appreciating the insight that you are bringing to Buddhism in the West. Genpo Roshi, Andrew Cohen, Ken Wilbur and a few others of their ilk have only scratched the surface of what is possible when we blend creamy Ayn Rand market theories, chunky greed, and tasty green money…this is a true Buddha milkshake! All of those dirty, skinny renunciate monks in Thailand completely miss out on what Buddhism can offer. Those monks say greed, anger, and delusion cause suffering….I say watch the Kardashians and tell me who suffers more, a monk living in a hot buggy Thai forest or a Kim K on a chill date with Kanye! Hah! Keep up the good work, and seriously, keep reminding all of us (in your distinct way) of what is dukkha, and what is sukkha!

  2. Dear Michael,
    I detetect an unmistakable odor of gross irony and cynicism in your comment. Let me therefore, in all friendliness, remind you that we are dealing with The Great Matter on this blog and that the Tutteji Vision™ has helped hundreds, if not thousands, of people to a fully Integral Enlightenment. The humility that comes from practicing the simple techniques offered here prevents me from boasting about this, so let me instead acknowledge my debt to Genpo Roshi, Andrew Cohen, Ken Wilber and all the other great Teachers, Adepts, Visionaries, and Sages I have learned from and whose example continues to inspire me as I dwell in the radiant, unmoving, all-encompassing Presence of this One Market.

    With Metta
    _/\_

    • Dear Tutteji:
      Yes that odor is that of an unwashed monk whom I spent a few hours with chanting for peace, and a reduction in homelessness and poverty. I tell you, if you sit too close to these Bhikkhus, the musky sweat of their vinaya vows rubs off on you! Nothing a little Febreze can’t fix. I wish you all the best as you spread the Dharma-gospel of profitability and spiritual entrepreneurship. This morning, I turned to the Gekko Sutra (very late Mahayana), lit candles and incense, and our sangha chanted: “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit.” Namo greed. Namo profits. Namo Tutteji!

      with Metta,

      Michael

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