If you want Enlightenment,and you can’t come to one of my retreats, you should find yourself a Rude Boy or a Nasty Girl, the ones who make you uncomfortable in their presence, who scare you witless, who will turn on you in a second and hold you up for ridicule, who will make you wish you were never born, who will offer you not sweet comfort but abject terror
Rude Boys know better. They are not here to console but to shatter, not to comfort but to demolish. They are uncompromising, brutal. They are on your case in the worst way, they breathe fire, eat hot coals, will roast your ass in a screaming second and fry your ego before you knew what hit it.
It will, in fact, be hell, and only Rude Boys are rude enough to tell you that, and to show you that—if you can stand the rudeness, stay in the fire, burn clean as Infinity and radiate as the stars.
’Nuff said. Let me just assure you: Andy Con is the most uncompromising, rude, and horrifying narcissist you can find on the spiritual scene today. I wholeheartedly endorse the man and his work. If he can’t enlighten you, sorry to say, then you’re a hopeless case.
– Tutteji Wachtmeister