Tantric Consort is now FOR SALE

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Would you like the company of an accomplished tantric consort for one week?

Now it’s possible!

Aaliyah Lingam-Dorje is auctioning 7 days and nights of her time in 2014 to raise funds for Dai Osho’s retirement fund.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-countless lifetimes opportunity to let your innermost desires come true.

How it works
Step 1 To participate in the auction you should register by making a (fully tax-deductible) donation of $500. All proceeds go to the retirement fund.

Step 2 After registration you will receive the unique Dharma name and password necessary to enter the auction site: www.tuttejiauctions.com

Step 3: Now the fun begins! Simply start bidding and follow the auction in real time.

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Auction closes on Sunday October 27 AT 1 PM MST. The highest bidder wins. The amount (plus travel expenses for Aaliyah) should be deposited before October 31.

Aaliyah Lingam-Dorje will make herself available for seven days and nights at a mutually convenient date in 2014. The successful bidder is expected to provide suitable accomodation.

Terms and conditions
Bidders must be 18 years or older. The winner will be requested to provide full medical records and a recent photograph together with his/her payment.

Please note that travel costs (airplane tickets, train, limousine, et cetera) are NOT included. Kindly allow a flat fee of $1000 if you live in the USA, $2500 if you live in Europe or Latin America, and $3500 if you live in Asia or Australia. NB: Aaliyah will NOT travel to Africa.

If on her arrival Aaliyah is clearly not suitable for you, you have the right to cancel the date within  the first ten (10) minutes by calling The International Tutteji Foundation or by asking Aaliyah to do so in your presence. Should this happen, we will ask you to cover only the effective travel cost or to give Aaliyah a $1000 compensation. You will also receive a 15% discount on a weekend special from Tutte Wachtmeister Elite Dharma.

Should Aaliyah wish to cancel the date for whatever reason she is entirely free to do so, but she must inform The Foundaton immediately, and in your presence.

Prior contact over the phone with Aaliyah is not possible, but we will pass any particular requirements on to her prior to your meeting. Please remember that Aaliyah  is a highly skilled and fully transmitted tantric courtesan, and treat her with the utmost respect. Additional dana will be appreciated, and you will be karmically (and possibly carnally) rewarded.

Inciting Aaliyah in the consumption of illegal substances or inordinate amounts of alcohol is strictly forbidden. We would remind you that for the duration of her contracted tantric services, she is fully under your protection and care.

Filming or taking photographs of Aaliyah is strictly forbidden, unless otherwise agreed upon with The Foundation on Aaliyah’s behalf.

Aaliyah is a tantric mistress and spiritual teacher, and The International Tutteji Foundation is a spiritual community devoted to world peace and enlightenment for all sentient beings. Our staff and co-workers do not offer any illegal or immoral services. The services we provide (including this auction) are for therapeutic, medical, coaching, counselling, or spiritual purposes only. Anything else that may happen is a matter of choice between consenting adults.

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Tantric Consort is now FOR SALE

  1. Diamondbolt Joseph, how dare you even ask whether Master Tutteji is “joking.” Master should revoke his 15% discount offer in your case. And may Buddha give you many
    demerits!

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